it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just want nice things and good sex
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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