i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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