I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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