For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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