I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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