I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Drunk is not a location!
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