You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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