jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
