i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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