I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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