This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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