And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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