I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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