when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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