We should be called the Road Head Warriors
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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