Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
At least make sure they are 18
Why
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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