if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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