: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
