One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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