Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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