I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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