Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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