yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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