Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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