Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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