I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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