Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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