just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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