Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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