Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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