wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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