y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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