I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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