I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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