These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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