i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
accomplished twins. life is a go
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Randomize
