I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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