if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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