no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well I just put wine in my tea
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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