we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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