I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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