super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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