But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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