i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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