I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.