I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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