I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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