I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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