you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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