Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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