We won't sleep together?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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