Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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