So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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