Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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