That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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